一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
我在等我的秘書。那孩子答道。
Big hands 大手
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么？
學(xué)生：大手。
一場特殊的足球比賽
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬衾镉^看了一場球賽。”
“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢？”老師問道。
“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長了。”麥克回答說。
All Right 沒關(guān)系
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.
I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing.
我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國家如英國,其交通規(guī)則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。啊噢，意識(shí)到犯了錯(cuò)誤，我說。我剛才拐彎是違章的。
我想那沒關(guān)系的，女兒回答說：我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇與毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開呢？
年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個(gè)。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇